Ladies, unite in disgust for the exclusion of MOTHERHOOD in this product!Futhermore, father does not always know best, the fact is we woman - whether mothers or merely caretakers of children (like I am!) - know just as well!This basket should not be limited to men, as most of the products are perfect for the fairer gender as well!
Contains: Aqua Velva Skin Lotion, re-gift to your man!
Planters Peanut Bar, love it! (not for those allergic to peanuts!)
Rainbow Coconut Bar, never had one, but I want to!
Chick-o-Stick, these are one of the best for males and females!
Candy Stix Cigarettes, I don't promote smoking, but if I did I would be equal-opportunity about it
Goobers, not my favorite (and not for those allergic to peanuts!)
Skor Bar, okay, the guys can keep this one
Idaho Spud Bar, getting hungry for one now!
Goldenberg's Peanut Chew, avoid if allergic
Stark Wafers, I prefer Necco
Oh! Henry Bar, OH! DELICIOUS BAR!
Sno-Caps, one of the greats
Bit-o-Honey, fancy!
Black Crows, ewwwwwww! for the boys only!
Dubble Bubble Bubble Gum, too sweet, for the boys!
Black Licorice Pipe, don't promote smoking, but if you do let girls do it too
Sen-Sen Breath Refreshment, I've got a YEN-YEN for SEN-SEN!
Bubble Gum Cigar, DON'T PROMOTE SMOKING
Gold Rocks Nugget Gum, yep!
Charms Ass't Squares, I'm all 'bout it baby!
Sugar Daddy, sexist
Chuckles, see my other review of this classic
Long Boy, just like I like 'em (wink!)
Chocolate Cigarettes, no smoking allowed at my house!
Haviland Wintergreen Patty, Let's have a Patty Party!
Jolly Joes, that's a good word for me: Jolly!
Reeds Butterscotch, my mouth is watering
Wax Fangs, scary for boys and girls alike!
Canada Mints, BOYCOTT CANADA
Big Johns Beans & Fixin's, (sung) Big John- Big, bad John!
Jiffy Pop Popcorn, "poppin'" good!
Cinnamon Toothpicks, get in there people!
Beeman's Gum, chewin' chewin' chewin'!
Smith Bros. Honey Lemon Cough Drops, my throat is dry- pass the bag!
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